Darling, The Legs Aren't So Beautiful, I

In America, Sex Is An Obsession, In Other Parts Of The World It's A Fact.

Judging By The Vast Amount Of Cookbooks Printed And Sold In The United States One Would Think The American Woman A Fanatical Cook. She Isn't.

A New Kind Of Award Has Been Added -- The Deathbed Award. It Is Not An Award Of Any Kind. Either The Recipient Has Not Acted At All, Or Was Not Nominated, Or Did Not Win The Award The Last Few Times Around. It Is Intended To Relieve The Guilty Conscience Of The Academy Members And Save Face In Front Of The Public. The Academy Has The Horrible Taste To Have A Star, Choking With Emotion, Present This Deathbed Award So That There Can Be No Doubt In Anybody's Mind Why The Award Is So Hurriedly Given. Lucky Is The Actor Who Is Too Sick To Watch The Proceedings On Television.

Dietrich Would Never Do That

Glamour Is What I Sell, It's My Stock In Trade.