Dancing Is A Wonderful Training For Girls,

Act Like You Expect To Get Into The End Zone.

A Mind Too Proud To Unbend Over The Small Ridiculosa Of Life Is As Painful As A Library With No Trash In It.

No One Appreciates The Very Special Genius Of Your Conversation As The Dog Does.

Continually One Faces The Horrible Matter Of Making Decisions. The Solution Is, As Far As Possible, To Avoid Conscious Rational Decisions And Choices; Simply To Do What You Find Yourself Doing; To Float In The Great Current Of Life With As Little Friction As Possible; To Allow Things To Settle Themselves, As Indeed They Do With The Most Infallible Certainty.

A Man Who Has Never Made A Woman Angry Is A Failure In Life.