Daddy Loves You, But He Smacks You,

I Am A Smiling Depressive.

I'll Get Up In The Morning While They've All Got Hangovers And Run My 5 Miles. But The Women Who Do Run Are Usually 10 Years Younger Than Me And They're Really Obsessed About Running. That's All They Do. They're Really Boring.

If You Go To Most Third World Countries, The Older Woman Dispenses Advice To The Arguing Couple While Other Members Of The Family, Or Even The Village, Sit Around And Listen. It Is No Big Deal.

I've Had A Lot Of Cognitive Behavioural Therapy, And Am Having A Family Now.

Normal Is A Cycle On The Washing Machine. There Is No Such Thing When It Comes To Human Beings.