Cynicism Has Its Own Zealots.

I Pursue Pleasure, But Stingily, Suspiciously.

The Sewing Machine Joins What The Scissors Have Cut Asunder, Plus Whatever Else Comes In Its Path.

Politicians Love Change, But Of Details Only.

The Psychiatrist's Office: The Only Place I Can Be Sure My Story Will Be Treated As Sad, But Interesting.

Either Offer Me Something I Really Like, Or Stop Trying To Tempt Me.