Custard: A Detestable Substance Produced By A

Tail, N. The Part Of An Animal's Spine That Has Transcended Its Natural Limitations To Set Up An Independent Existence In A World Of Its Own.

Preference, N. A Sentiment, Or Frame Of Mind, Induced By The Erroneous Belief That One Thing Is Better Than Another.

Orthography, N. The Science Of Spelling By The Eye Instead Of The Ear.

Youth Looks Forward, For Nothing Is Behind! Age Backward, For Nothing Is Before.

Brain: An Apparatus With Which We Think That We Think. Mind, N. A Mysterious Form Of Matter Secreted By The Brain.