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Custard: A Detestable Substance Produced By A Malevolent Conspiracy Of The Hen, The Cow, And The Cook.
-Ambrose Bierce
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Custard: A Detestable Substance Produced By A

Ambrose Bierce
Custard: A Detestable Substance Produced By A Malevolent Conspiracy Of The Hen, The Cow, And The Cook.
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