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Spooker, N. A Writer Whose Imagination Concerns Itself With Supernatural Phenomena, Especially In The Doings Of Spooks.

Architect. One Who Drafts A Plan Of Your House, And Plans A Draft Of Your Money.

Heathen, N. A Benighted Creature Who Has The Folly To Worship Something That He Can See And Feel.

I Never Said All Democrats Were Saloonkeepers. What I Said Was That All Saloonkeepers Are Democrats.