Couture Gowns Are Like Gremlins; You Can't

Honestly, This Will Never Happen Because She's So Much Classier Than Me, But I Would Love To Work With Sofia Coppola.

I've Been Watching 'american Idol' Since Its Debut Season In 2002. Back Then, America Hadn't Yet Evolved Into A Gladiatorial Cybernation Of Bloggers, Tweeters, And Self-ordained Voice Coaches.

People Are More Interested In Being Visible Than They Are In Loving Other People.

Thanks A Heap Coyote Ugly. This Cactus-gram Stings Worse Than Your Abandonment.

I Want Maggie Gyllenhaal. I Don't Know Why. I Don't Think She Necessarily Looks Like Me Or Acts Like Me, I Just Think She's A Cool Actress And She Could Play Me, So There You Go.