Confession Is Good For The Conscience, But

Whatever We Worship, Short Of God, Is Sure To Be Our Undoing.

Every American Child Should Grow Up Knowing A Second Language, Preferably English.

Good-looking Girls Break Hearts, And Goodhearted Girls Mend Them.

Many Beautiful Women Have Been Made Happy By Their Own Beauty, But No Intelligent Woman Has Ever Been Made Happy By Her Own Intelligence.

The Neurotic Feels As Though Trapped In A Gas-filled Room Where At Any Moment Someone, Probably Himself, Will Strike A Match.