Confess To The Misdeeds You Cannot Hide.

Self-reform Is The Only Kind That Works.

To Make Advice Agreeable, Try Paradox Or Rhyme.

The Banker Rubs His Nose, Thinking Of His Cat Stalking Something On The Lawn.

The Perfect Aphorism Would Achieve Classical Balance And Then Immediately Upset It.

Readers Transform A Library From A Mausoleum Into Many Theaters.