Computer Science Is Embarrassed By The Computer.

Because Of Its Vitality, The Computing Field Is Always In Desperate Need Of New Cliches: Banality Soothes Our Nerves.

Don't Have Good Ideas If You Aren't Willing To Be Responsible For Them.

Learning French Is Trivial: The Word For Horse Is Cheval, And Everything Else Follows In The Same Way.

When A Professor Insists Computer Science Is X But Not Y, Have Compassion For His Graduate Students.

Syntactic Sugar Causes Cancer Of The Semicolon.