Comedy Is The Blues For People Who

Black People Dominate Sports In The United States. 20% Of The Population And 90% Of The Final Four.

I Ain't Shootin' Nobody. So Call Me A Faggot! When The War's Over, I'll Be The Faggot With Two Legs, Thank You!

Dude, I Didn't Say Jude Law Can't Act. I Didn't Say Jude Law Was In Bad Movies. I Just Said He's In Every Movie.

You Can't Think The Thoughts You Want To Think If You Think You're Being Watched.

A Cat, By Any Other Name, Is Still A Sneaky Little Furball That Barfs On The Furniture.