Comedy Is A Group Activity, A Verbal

You Just Got To Be Really Logical When You're A Comedian - To A Fault. Like A Lawyer's Got To Believe In The Law.

If You're The President You Only Have Two Jobs: Peace And Money.

I Love Seeing Black People Do Normal Things, Being Judged As Normal People.

White Man Makes Guns? No Problem. Black Rapper Says "gun"? Congressional Hearing.

I Hate When People Go On Tv And Tell You How Hard It Is To Do Animation. No, No, No. Ups Is Hard Work. I’ve Done Some Animation And Here's How Easy It Is. The Easiest Job In The World. I Go In A Booth And I Go, What’s The Line? And The Guy Goes, It’s Time To Go To The Store. And Then I Go, It’s Time To Go To The Store. And Then They Gave Me $1 Million.