Coffee Is Like A Bra. 3 Cups

I Used To Play Sports. Then I Realized You Can Buy Trophies. Now I Am Good At Everything.

It's Not Enough To Say I'm Sorry. You Have To Also Mean It. It's The Same With Saying I'm Single.

I Am Everything And I Am Nothing. I Am Just Kidding; I Am Not Everything And Nothing. That Would Be Ridiculous. I Am Just Everything.

The Earth Without Art Is Just Eh.

It's Thursday And It Really Feels Like A Thursday. Sometimes Things Just Work Out.