Clowns Have No Respect For Pie.

When Watering Your Plants, Try To Talk To Them - Say Something Like, Hold It Right There And Then Shoot Them With Water Gun.

Everybody Knew That You Should Never Provoke A Rattlesnake, Much Less Tie It Into A Bow. But That Didn't Stop Judd. What Did Stop Him Was The Rattlesnake.

A Dreamcatcher Works, If Your Dream Is To Be Gay.

They Say It's Lonely At The Top. It Must Be Even Lonelier At The Tippy Top.

The Sofa Is The Enemy Of Productivity.