Clint Eastwood's Sex Therapist, Who Said To

Billy Carter, Who Asked His Brother Jimmy, Do You Think You Could Get Me On The Gong Show? Never Got A Dinner!

Jacques Cousteau, The Last Man To See Jimmy Hoffa. Never Got A Dinner!

Sure, I've Gotten Old. I've Had Two Bypass Surgeries, A Hip Replacement, New Knees... I've Fought Prostate Cancer And Diabetes. I'm Half Blind, Can't Hear Anything Quieter Than A Jet Engine, And Take 40 Different Medications That Make Me Dizzy, Winded, And Subject To Blackouts. I Have Bouts With Dementia, Poor Circulation, Hardly Feel My Hands Or Feet Anymore, Can't Remember If I'm 85 Or 92, But... Thank God, I Still Have My Florida Driver's License!

Orson Welles, Who Said To Anita Bryant, Stop Picketing Me. What I Said Was I Was A Thespian. Never Got A Dinner!

Goliath's Mother, Who Said To Goliath, Stop Running Around With David! You're Always Coming Home Stoned! Never Got A Dinner!