Citizens, Thank You For All Your Birthday

Whenever I Leave Manhattan, I Get The Bends!

However, They Ignore The Fact That The First Amendment Is Intended To Protect Only Against Government Sanctions For Exercising Free Speech Rights, Not Private Actions.

I Was Born At The Age Of Twelve On A Metro-goldwyn-mayer Lot.

Carter Couldn't Elect A Dog-catcher.

Clinton Has More Important Things To Worry About. He Not Only Risks Being Destroyed Historically, Like Afghanistan's Buddha Statues; He Also Could End Up Going To Jail.