Christ On A Cracker. You Raped Achilles!

He's Not The Brightest Crayola In The Pack.

I'v Planted My Seeds For My Upcoming Events. But Right Now, Im Just Waiting For Them To Bloom

Yeah, I Know You. I Made You Up. This Is My Dream. You're A Mixture Of Zac Efron And Johnny Depp.

Lies Don't Fix Things. They Don't Even Make Things Easier, At Least Not In The Long Run. Best To Tell The Truth And Then Clean Up An Honest Mess.

Darius Didn't Have Any Trouble Finding The Street Cats Building. It Was A Cozy-looking Square Brick Building With Big Front Windows Crowded With Cat Stuff. I Made A Mental Note To Pick Up A Little Something For Nala From Their Gift Shop. My Cat Was Grumpy Enough Without Her Thinking That I'd Been Cheating On Her (translation: I Would Smell Like A Zillion Other Cats) And Hadn't Even Brought Her A Present.