Caviler, N. A Critic Of Our Own

Representative, N. In National Politics, A Member Of The Lower House In This World, And Without Discernible Hope Of Promotion In The Next.

Famous, Adj.: Conspicuously Miserable.

Learning, N. The Kind Of Ignorance Distinguishing The Studious.

Aborigines, N.: Persons Of Little Worth Found Cumbering The Soil Of A Newly Discovered Country. They Soon Cease To Cumber; They Fertilize.

Orthography, N. The Science Of Spelling By The Eye Instead Of The Ear.