Cats Are Inquisitive, But Hate To Admit

Telescopes And Binoculars Endanger The Ever-distant Sublime.

Talk About Yourself As Much As You Like, But Do Not Expect Others To Listen.

Universal Truths Have Become An Embarrassment, But They Won't Quite Go Away.

At Retirement, Switching From "i Must" To "i Want" Leaves Me Puzzled And Uneasy.

The Little Suckings And Smackings Of The Perversions Are The Sounds Of Joyous Infancy.