Cars Mean Nothing To Me. I'm Not

One Thing You Learn Doing Magic Tricks For A Living Is How Close Every Performance Of Every Magic Trick Is To Disaster. There Are No Robust Magic Tricks. They're All Hanging From A Thread - Sometimes Literally.

Make Deals With People, Not Paper.

This Is Going To Sound Horrible, But I Don't Even Know How Much I Make In A Year. It Must Be, You Know, A Couple Of Million Dollars, A Few Million. I Know It's More Money Than My Dad, A Jail Guard, Made In His Lifetime; More Money Than I'll Ever Need.

The Only Difference Between Obama And Bush Is That Obama Is Killing More People.

If You Are Doing Something For Reward Or Punishment, You Do Not Have Morality.