By These Things Examine Thyself. By Whose

Older Jews Think Of Franklin Delano Roosevelt And See Themselves As Siding With The Working Class And The Poor, So They Continue To Vote The Way They Do.

They Call It Football, But The Object Of The Game Is To Bash The Other Guy So Hard That He's Eventually Carried Off The Field On A Stretcher. I Can't Watch Football Anymore. My Psychiatrist Said It's Better That Way. I Used To Watch A Game, See The Players In A Huddle - And Think They Were Talking About Me.

I've Found That My Humor Goes Over Big In London.

Jews Are The Best Dressers In The World. They Buy The Best Clothes, The Best Homes, The Best Cars. The Best Of Everything. The Only Thing Is, They Get It For Less.

I Am Excited About Getting Back To What I Do Best And What My Audience Likes Best, I Am Writing New Jokes Every Day And Soon Ill Be Telling Them Every Night. Just Me, One Jew Talking And That's It.