By The Power Of Steven Wright's Beard!

I Don't Get Emails From My Corporate Overlords.

Being Guilty Tends To Engender Feelings Of Guilt.

Great, As Long As You're Happy

Its Easier To Feel A Little More Spiritual With A Couple Of Bucks In Your Pocket.

Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde Is A Metaphor For Alcoholism. He Drinks A Potion, Becomes A Monster. I Know Exactly How He Feels.