But Bringing People Together Is What Music

Thanks To The Greatest Invention Of Recent Years, The Mp3-playing Alarm Clock, I Can Now Choose The Song That Wakes Me Up In The Morning.

Celebrity Despicability Is A Precious Thing.

Donna Summer Would Be Remembered As A Ground-breaking Artist Today Even If She'd Retired The Day After She Recorded 'i Feel Love' In 1977.

Rock Stars Did Not Invent Burning Out. They Just Do It Louder.

I Was Totally Clueless About Social Interaction, And Completely Scared Of Girls. All I Knew Was That Music Was Going To Make Girls Fall In Love With Me.