But All Our Differences Hardly Measure Up

Let's Just Be Smart This Time. I'm Looking For Smart.

Except For The Title 'father,' There Is No Title, Including Vice President, That I Am More Proud To Wear Than That Of A Senator Of The United States.

This Attitude Of How Society Views Women As Chattel - That's The Biggest Thing To Overcome. When I First Started A Stake In The Issue Of Relationship Abuse, I Got Really Beat Up By The Christian Right Because I Was Interfering In What Was A Personal Family Affair. It's A "family Matter." That's Why I Wish We'd Drop The Phrase "domestic Violence." It Sounds Like A Domesticated Cat. It Is The Most Vicious Of All Crimes - To Be Abused By Someone You Had A Relationship With! Because Then You Blame Yourself.

I Should Start With An Apology To Rudy Giuliani. I Said Every Sentence Rudy Utters Has A Noun, A Verb, And 9/11 In It. I Was Wrong. He Called Me To Tell Me After Pat Robertson's Endorsement, There's An Amen In Every Sentence He Says Too.

We Were Never Motorheads. We Knew Fast Cars. We Knew How To Siphon Gas - Me - Charge The Battery When It Was Down. But Never Hot-wired A Car.