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Life Is A Beautiful, Magnificent Thing, Even To A Jellyfish.

I Suppose That's One Of The Ironies Of Life Doing The Wrong Thing At The Right Moment.

Had I Known Of The Actual Horrors Of The German Concentration Camps, I Could Not Have Made The Great Dictator, I Could Not Have Made Fun Of The Homicidal Insanity Of The Nazis.

To Truly Laugh, You Must Be Able To Take Your Pain, And Play With It!

Ability To Think, Like The Violin Or Piano, Requires Daily Practice