British Women Can't Cook.

I Just Wonder What It Would Be Like To Be Reincarnated In An Animal Whose Species Had Been So Reduced In Numbers Than It Was In Danger Of Extinction. What Would Be Its Feelings Toward The Human Species Whose Population Explosion Had Denied It Somewhere To Exist. I Must Confess That I Am Tempted To Ask For Reincarnation As A Particularly Deadly Virus.

Oh No, I Might Catch Some Ghastly Disease.

If You Travel As Much As We Do, You Appreciate The Improvements In Aircraft Design Of Less Noise And More Comfort - Provided You Don't Travel In Something Called Economy Class, Which Sounds Ghastly.

That's A Nice Tie... Do You Have Any Knickers In That Material?

It Is An Old Cliche To Say That The Future Is In The Hands Of The Young. This Is No Longer True. The Quality Of Life To Be Enjoyed Or The Existence To Be Survived By Our Children And Future Generations Is In Our Hands Now.