Brevity Never Fatigues; Therefore, Brevity Is Always

Good Heavens! What A Foolish Thing Is This Pretended Perfectibility Of The Human Race Which Is Continually Being Dinned Into Our Ears!

It Is Gentle Manners Which Prove So Irresistible In Women.

Literature Has Nothing To Do With Usefulness; The Most Useful Place In Any House Is The Toilet.

What Well-bred Woman Would Refuse Her Heart To A Man Who Had Just Saved Her Life? Not One; And Gratitude Is A Short Cut Which Speedily Leads To Love.

Brevity Never Fatigues; Therefore, Brevity Is Always A Welcome Guest.