Boast Quietly, With Decorum.

Self-pity Dries Up Our Sympathy For Others.

A Fastidious Taste Is Best Indoors, Away From Nature And The City.

Adrenalin Dispels Boredom. Run, You Sufferers From Ennui! Run For Your Lives!

Promiscuity: Optimism, Free Enterprise, Mobility--the American Dream.

Talk About Yourself As Much As You Like, But Do Not Expect Others To Listen.