Bling Is Over. Red Carpet Covered With

I Must Say, Some Are Not Very Beautifully Made. They’re Coffee-table Books For People Who Drink Alcohol. I Have Nothing Against Coffee-table Books As Long As They Are Well Done. They Must Not Look Like Gravestones On A Table. Sometimes They Are Too Big, They Come In Boxes And Things Like This. No, A Book Has To Be Easy To Open And You Don’t Have To Be A Bodybuilder To Lift It. I Like Books I Can Read In Bed. Those Big Tombstones Would Kill Me.

Sweatpants Are A Sign Of Defeat. You Lost Control Of Your Life So You Bought Some Sweatpants.

Children Are The Last Thing I Want. I Hate All Children. For Other People, It's Fine, But Not For Me. I Was Born Not To Be A Family Person.

These Are Fat Mummies Sitting With Their Bags Of Crisps In Front Of The Television, Saying That Thin Models Are Ugly. Fashion Is About Dreams And Illusions, And No One Wants To See Round Women.

They're My Burka... I'm A Little Shortsighted, And People, When They're Shortsighted, They Remove Their Glasses And Then They Look Like Cute Little Dogs Who Want To Be Adopted.