Biography Is The Best Form Of History.

Keep A Cow, And Then The Milk Won't Have To Be Watered But Once.

A Man Cannot Learn To Be Wise Any More Than He Can Learn To Be Handsome.

The Best Condition In Life Is To Be Not So Rich As To Be Envied Nor So Poor As To Be Damned.

Adversity Has The Same Effect On A Man That Severe Training Has On The Pugilist: It Reduces Him To His Fighting Weight.

Despatch Is Taking Time By The Ears; Hurry Is Taking It By The End Of The Tail.