Ben's Tongue Is Like Sunscreen...it's Good For

Lacey Shrugged Bashfully. “do You Think I’m Superficial?” “well, Yeah.” I Thought Of Myself Standing Outside Becca’s Bedroom, Hoping She’d Take Her Shirt Off. “but So Am I,” I Added. “so Is Everyone.

But I Was Not In The Band, Because I Suffer From The Kind Of Tone Deafness That Is Generally Associated With Actual Deafness

I Want To Minimize The Deaths I Am Responsible For.

I Didn't Know What To Say To Her - I Was Caught In A Love Triangle With One Dead Side.

The World Is Not A Wish-granting Factory.