Believing Would Be Easier If God Would

Your Audience Teaches You How To Be Funny.

In The Shower, With The Hot Water Coming Down, You've Left The Real World Behind, And Very Frequently Things Open Up For You. It's The Change Of Venue, The Unblocking The Attempt To Force The Ideas That's Crippling You When You're Trying To Write.

I'd Like To Make A Great Movie. I've Made Many Movies. I Think I've Made Some Good Movies, But I Never Felt I've Made A Great Movie.

That’s One Of The Nice Things About Writing, Or Any Art; If The Thing’s Real, It Just Lives.

I Don't Believe In The After Life, Although I Am Bringing A Change Of Underwear.