Believe It Or Not, I Have About

The Quest For Tommy Lee Jones' Laugh Begins Now.

I'm From Connecticut, And We Don't Have Any Dialects. Well, I Don't Think We Have Any Dialects, And Yeah, It's Very Complex. That Rhode Island/massachusetts New England Region Is Arguably The Hardest Dialect To Nail.

I'm Wide Open To Getting Married, But Actors Are Not Easy People To Date. You End Up Sharing That Person With This Other Mistress That Is Their Career. I Very Much Like The Traditional Courtship Method Of Making A Date. That's What They Do In Normal Places, But Hollywood's Not Normal.

Everybody In My Family Had A Real Sick, Twisted Sense Of Humor. Most Of The Jokes We Make In Our House, We Would Just Never Even Dream Of Making Anywhere Else. Just Sick, Horrible Stuff. That Wasn't Anything New To College.

The Good Thing About Broadway Is That You Don't Have To Worry About An Airdate. It Gets Done When It Gets Done.