Being Married Is Kind Of Like Being

I Don't Want To Abolish Government. I Simply Want To Reduce It To The Size Where I Can Drag It Into The Bathroom And Drown It In The Bathtub.

We Want [government] Down To The Size To Where It Would Fit In A Bathtub, And Then It Could Worry About What We Were Up To.

Alexander Hamilton Has Been On The $10 Since 1928, He's Been Well Honored By The Country, He Was A Great Secretary Of The Treasury. But Of All The People On The Currency, The Only One Who Isn't A President.

We Don't Need Someone Who Can Think. We Need Someone With Enough Digits To Hold A Pen.

The Goal Is To Reduce The Size And Scope Of Government Spending, Not To Focus On The Deficit. The Deficit Is The Symptom Of The Disease.