Being An Actor Is Easy, Just Picture

I Smoke Ten To Fifteen Cigars A Day. At My Age I Have To Hold On To Something.

In What Other Business Can A Guy My Age Drink Martinis, Smoke Cigars And Sing? I Think All People Who Retire Ought To Go Into Show Business. I've Been Retired All My Life.

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.

My Major Contribution To The Format Was To Suggest That I Be Able To Step Out Of The Plot And Speak Directly To The Audience, And Then Be Able To Go Right Back Into The Action. That Was An Original Idea Of Mine; I Know It Was Because I Originally Stole It From Thornton Wilder's Play Our Town.

You Can't Help Getting Older, But You Don't Have To Get Old.