Being A Writer In Hollywood Is Like

I Like Bach. I Like Randy Newman.

"based On A True Story" Is A Come-on, The Aesthetic Equivalent Of "no Loan Request Refused." For, At Best, The Creator Has Fashioned A Film Based On His Understanding Of, Interpretation Of, And Reduction Of The Report Of An Actual Occurrence.

Everybody Makes Their Own Fun. If You Don't Make It Yourself, It Isn't Fun. It's Entertainment.

Fun Is What You Do For Yourself. If Somebody Else Does It, It's Entertainment.

It Is The Objective Of The Protagonist That Keeps Us In Our Seats.