Being A Comedian, People Tell Me Stuff

If Men Have A Smell It's Usually An Accident.

It's Sad When You See Somebody That Talented That Passes Away And Doesn't Have To.

Any Job That Posts A Price List For Your Body Parts Is A Bad Job.

Talking With Gary Busey Is Kinda Like Sex. You Want To Do It, You Just Don't Want To Be Alone When You Do It.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Wish Your Outhouse Was As Nice As Those At The State Park.