Beggars Market Their Incapacity.

Beauty Is Lyrical. Ugliness Is Elegiac.

Birth Dates And Bathroom Scales Tell More Truth Than I Want To Know.

Against Classical Philosophy: Thinking About Eternity Or The Immensity Of The Universe Does Not Lessen My Unhappiness.

If Folly Disappeared, Wit Would Starve.

Finding A Thought For An Aphorism Is Not Hard. Putting A Kink In Its Tail Is The Hard Part.