Beer Is Proof That God Wants Us

Sell Not Virtue To Purchase Wealth, Nor Liberty To Purchase Power.

It Was Said Of Him That He Did Not Say Much, But That When He Did Everyone Stopped To Listen.

'tis His Honesty That Brought Upon Him The Character Of A Heretic.

Women Are Books, And Men The Readers Be, Who Sometimes In Those Books Erratas See; Yet Oft The Reader's Raptured With Each Line, Fair Print And Paper, Fraught With Sense Divine; Tho' Some, Neglectful, Seldom Care To Read, And Faithful Wives No More Than Bibles Heed. Are Women Books? Says Hodge, Then Would Mine Were An Almanack, To Change Her Every Year.

If You'd Be Wealthy, Think Of Saving, More Than Of Getting: The Indies Have Not Made Spain Rich, Because Her Outgoes Equal Her Incomes.