Beer Is God's Way Of Telling Us

Industry And Frugality, As The Means Of Procuring Wealth . . . Thereby [secures] Virtue, It Being More Difficult For A Man In Want To Act Always Honestly. . . .

The Good Education Of Youth Has Been Esteemed By Wise Men In All Ages, As The Surest Foundation Of The Happiness Both Of Private Families And Of Common-wealths. Almost All Governments Have Therefore Made It A Principal Object Of Their Attention, To Establish And Endow With Proper Revenues, Such Seminaries Of Learning, As Might Supply The Succeeding Age With Men Qualified To Serve The Publick With Honour To Themselves, And To Their Country.

A Fat Kitchin, A Lean Will.

Be Cheerful -- The Problems That Worry Us Most Are Those That Never Arrive.

After Three Days Men Grow Weary, Of A Wench, A Guest, And Weather Rainy.