Because Love Has Been So Perverted, It

You're Only Young Once, But You Can Be Immature Forever.

The First Kiss Ideally Signals Rapture, Exchange Of Hearts, And Imminent Marriage. Otherwise It Is A Kiss That Lies. All Very Crude And Nonsensical, And Yet It Is The Staple Myth Of Hundreds Of Comics Called 'sweethearts,' 'romantic Secrets' And So Forth. The State Induced By The Kiss Is Actually Self-induced, Of Course, For Few Lips Are So Gifted With Electric And Psychedelic Possibilities.

A Library Is A Place Where You Can Lose Your Innocence Without Losing Your Virginity.

Most Women Still Need A Room Of Their Own And The Only Way To Find It May Be Outside Their Own Home.

Two-up Is Australia's Very Own Way Of Parting A Fool And His Money.