Beauty Is A Valuable Asset, But It

Looking Back At My Life's Voyage, I Can Only Say That It Has Been A Golden Trip.

Girls Can Do Everything Men Can Do...just Backwards And In Heels

At The Age Of Ten, I Thought If A Boy Kissed You On The Lips, You Would Have A Baby, And I Surely Wasn't The Only Youngster Who Believed That!

I Do Everything The Man Does, Only Backwards And In High Heels!

Even Married People Have Differences Of Opinion, I'm Told.