Beat Him Until There’s No Skin Left

Oh No, If You Really Want To Be Wicked To Him, Nuke It First. (geary) Yeah, But Given His Reaction To The Cupcake, That Might Overload His Taste Buds With Pleasure And Kill Him. (tory)

Okay. That Was Nice. Clothes. You Need Clothes Before I Do Something I Might Not Regret. What Was Your Size Again, Steve? (sunshine) Talon. (talon) Talon. Size. Clothes. Cover Him Up. I’m Going To Go Get Talon Clothes. Keys. Need Keys For Car. Purse. Money For Clothes. Shoes. Must Have Shoes To Shop And Keep Feet Warm. (sunshine) What About A Coat? It Is Wintertime. (talon) Coats Are Good In The Winter. (sunshine)

By Understanding The Nuances Of The World Around You And How To Survive The Temptations, You Can Rule Anything. Even Yourself

Why Are You So Sad, Akri? (simi) I’m Not Sad, Simi. (acheron) Yes You Are. I Know You, Akri, You Gots That Pain In Your Heart Like The Simi Gets Whenever She Cries. (simi)

You Mean Teletubbies? (berith) The Fact That You Know What They’re Called, Berith, Truly Scares Me. (jericho) As A Demon Of Torture, It Behooves Me To Know All Things That Are Deeply Annoying. You’d Be Amazed How Many People In The Modern Age No Longer Fear Zombies As Much As Teletubbies. (berith) Not Really. I’d Rather Battle A Brain-eating Zombie Any Day Than Hear Them Sing. (jericho)