Baseball, Boxing, Handball - Sooner Or Later

Some Of Football's Gaudiest Displays Of Manliness Are Purely Aesthetic. It's Not What Players Do, It's How They Look Doing It.

I Don't Know. Sometimes I Try To Say What's On My Mind And It Comes Out Sounding Like I Ate A Dictionary And I'm Shitting Pages. Sorry

Long Before It Legally Served Me, The Bar Saved Me. It Restored My Faith When I Was A Boy, Tended Me As A Teenager, And When I Was A Young Man The Bar Embraced Me.

If Only Ed Fleming Had A Mother Who Gave Such Sound Advice. The Manager Of Wazoo's, A Downtown Denver Restaurant, Fleming Is A Csu Alum Who Has Been Darned Giddy About The Rams' Recent Success. So Giddy That He Donned A Necklace Made Of Pez Candies, A Red Blazer - And Nothing Else. A Few People Gaped (some Actually Set Aside Their Beers), But Most Ignored Fleming As He Strutted Like A Red-blazered Rooster, Demanding That All Hail The Mighty Naked Beer King.

In Manhasset You Were Either Yankees Or Mets, Rich Or Poor, Sober Or Drunk...you Were 'gaelic' Or 'garlic," As One Schoolmate Told Me, And I Couldn't Admit, To Him Or Myself, That I Had Both Irish And Italian Ancestors.