Baptists Are Only Funny Underwater.

The Body Of A Young Woman Is God's Greatest Achievement...of Course, He Could Have Built It To Last Longer But You Can't Have Everything.

I Was Constantly Being Dragged Out Of Movies For Laughing Too Loud.

Goldie Hawn Is Funny, Sexy, Beautiful, Talented, Intelligent, Warm, And Consistently Sunny. Other Than That, She Doesn't Impress Me At All.

I Don't Like Losing The Words, As You Have To, When I'm Asked To Turn A Play Into A Movie. It's Not A Matter Of Ego . . . I'm Just Better Able To Create The Character For An Audience Through Words Rather Than Through Actions.

Sudden Money Is Going From Zero To Two Hundred Dollars A Week. The Rest Doesn't Count.