Banana Daiquiris Aren't Knock-'em-back-by-the-flagon.

I See Evil When I Look In My Shaving Mirror. It Is, Philosophically, Present Everywhere In The Universe In Order, Apparently, To Highlight The Existence Of Good. I Think There Is More To This Theory, But I Tend To Burst Out Laughing At This Point.

Although She Was Aware That Somewhere Under Her Complicated Strata Of Vests And Petticoats There Was Some Skin, That Didn't Mean To Say She Approved Of It.

Vimes's Lack Of Interest In Other People's Children Was Limitless.

When They're Standing Right In Front Of You, Kings Are A Kind Of Speech Impediment.

He Moved In A Way That Suggested He Was Attempting The World Speed Record For The Nonchalant Walk.