Ay, Ay, The Best Terms Will Grow

Pity Those Whom Nature Abuses, Never Those Who Abuse Nature.

An Unforgiving Eye, And A Damned Disinheriting Countenance!

There's No Possibility Of Being Witty Without A Little Ill-nature - The Malice Of A Good Thing Is The Barb That Makes It Stick.

Though I Never Scruple A Lie To Serve My Master, It Hurts One's Conscience To Be Found Out!

Wit Loses Its Point When Dipped In Malice.