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A Woman Should Dress To Attract Attention. To Attract The Most Attention, A Woman Should Be Either Nude, Or Wearing Something As Expensive As Getting Her Nude Is Going To Be.

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A Charity Ball Is Like A Dance Except It's Tax Deductible.

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