Audacious Ribald: Your Laughter Will Finish In

You Must Not Suppose, Because I Am A Man Of Letters, That I Never Tried To Earn An Honest Living.

First Love Is Only A Little Foolishness And A Lot Of Curiosity.

I Like To Quote Myself Frequently And Often, It Makes Me Sound Much More Intelligent Than I Actually Am.

It Is A Noteworthy Fact That Kicking And Beating Have Played So Considerable A Part In The Habits Which Necessity Has Imposed On Mankind In Past Ages That The Only Way Of Preventing Civilized Men From Beating And Kicking Their Wives Is To Organize Games In Which They Can Kick And Beat Balls.

Reason Enslaves All Whose Minds Are Not Strong Enough To Master Her.