Atheism Is A Religion The Way Abstinence

My Wife Always Has A Splitting Archetype Whenever I Want To Have Sex.

If Jesus Was A Jew, Why Did He Have A Spanish Name?

If I Thought The Lord Was Speaking To Me I'd Check Myself Into Bellevue, And I Think You Should Too.

As A Loyal American And I Think A Patriotic American, No, I Don't Want Sarah Palin To Be President.

If You Have A Gun, You Can Rob A Bank, But If You Have A Bank, You Can Rob Everyone.