At Some Point, Some Insect Has Had

The Web Is The New Book Though, Innit?

It's Not A Joke: I Really Do Like Being At Home.

People Say Having Kids Is Life Changing, Well That Doesn't Necessarily Mean A Good Thing, Does It? I Could Take One Of My Legs Off. That Would Change My Life.

I Am Pessimistic, I Think That's The Best Way To Be, Because If You're Always Expecting The Best - The Best Doesn't Always Happen. Nine Times Out Of 10 It Doesn't. I'm Surprised When Things Go Smoothly. I Don't Know What's Wrong With Being Pessimistic - Unless You Are Such A Pessimist That You Don't Do Anything.

If You Sit In A Bath Of Pineapple Chunks, It Can Kill You. That's Well Documented.